Paper bags and plastic hearts.

Jan 26

(via joe-dirte)

I miss my old friends.

Ben.

Brian.

Carissa.

David.

Sam.

Wade.

Devin.

Everyone…..shit sucks.

“What have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone I know, goes away in the end. And you could have it all, my empire of dirt. I will let you down; I will make you hurt. If I could start again, a million miles away, I would keep myself; I would find a way.”

Heyyyy don’t pay no mind. We are the second, you’re minutes behind. So you say, “Yeah, I’m alright.” You are the fortunate, all the time.

Oct 26

I’m on a huge patriotic trip lately. Fuckin love America.

I even ordered checks with the American flag on them. Everyone knows that people express their love for things on their checks.

Oct 25

Last time I checked my watch it still said, “America.”

Oct 19

How do you not learn your lesson the first time your phone goes off in class.

Its annoying and embarrassing for yourself. And everyone thinks you’re an ass hole. Just turn that shit to vibrate.

Oh, and saying, “Sorry,” doesn’t do a damn thing except make you look worse.

I don’t understand how accountants don’t have a 3000% suicide rate.

This class puts me out after just 10 minutes.

Oct 17

Stop getting offended by jokes.

Fuckin lighten up bro.

Oct 12